This is a small corner of the web dedicated entirely to waffles. All waffles, only waffles and nothing but waffles. Waffles are yummy. If you say waffle enough it doesn't sound like a word anymore.
Waffles are a subject of much controversy. Some people say that what defines a waffle is merely the squares that cover it, and nothing else. A waffle expert, like myself, however, would disagree. A waffle is inexplicably defined by how many squares it has. If a whale is ugly, and there's no banana in the forest, did a hear sound it at all? A waffle must be sufficiently awesome so that one would name one's cat waffle, perhaps.
I am a certified waffologist, respected in my field and the renowned author of "The Origin of Waffle." I studied in the Massachusetts University of Waffle and Waffle byproducts for ten years before I took up extensive waffle designer work.
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