This just in from a representative of the NWA (The group that said fuck the polish waffles), it has been reported that a giant syrup spill in the southern gulf is seeping into the ocean, and possibly into our water system! This could have grave consequences for us all. This is the moment! Waffles, unite! All waffles must do their part in this global tragedy. Throw yourself into your job with the energy of a happy bunny! MOP UP ALL THIS GODDAMN SYRUP! And then, at precisely 0900 hours, go on a suicide mission directly into my mouth.This message brought to you by the creators of narwhals.
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