Evil mastermind

We here at waffletopia believe there is a spy in our midst. Actually, we have already caught and apprehended him, but he has managed to escape. This waffle is despicably evil, and must be caught and controlled at any cost. We believe he is capable of many disgusting and malicious things. For some reason, we just can't seem to find him. Nobody will turn him in. Do not be fooled, folks. This waffle is EVIL.

The picture provided was taken in the interrogation room at 04:48:94 exactly.

Eminaffle's "Not Afraid"

For the first time, Eminaffle has revealed an alternate version of his song, which is very personal and thoughtful, so I'd appreciate it if you took it seriously.

(Chorus)
I'm not afraid, (I'm not afraid)
To take a waffle, (take a waffle)
Even if it, (even if it)
tastes really awful (really awful)
We'll eat this thing together,
Don't ask mom,
Doesn't matter whether
It's cold or warm
Just letting you know that,
It's really yummy
Holla if you feel the need to fill yo tummy

You can try to eat these waffles off of this tray before they've cooled
But they're way too goddamn hot so you can just sit there and drool

..And that's when he got bored and realized not that many things rhyme with cool, so he went back to sleep. Thanks, Eminaffle!

Breaking news

This just in from a representative of the NWA (The group that said fuck the polish waffles), it has been reported that a giant syrup spill in the southern gulf is seeping into the ocean, and possibly into our water system! This could have grave consequences for us all. This is the moment! Waffles, unite! All waffles must do their part in this global tragedy. Throw yourself into your job with the energy of a happy bunny! MOP UP ALL THIS GODDAMN SYRUP! And then, at precisely 0900 hours, go on a suicide mission directly into my mouth.

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